Famous Quotes & Sayings

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes & Sayings

Enjoy reading and share 34 famous quotes about Hannibal Buress Best with everyone.

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Google+ Pinterest Share on Linkedin

Top Hannibal Buress Best Quotes

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be on the road and drive and listen to my music. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.' — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it's just real weird when you're doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

Social media is interesting. It helps me connect with fans. It's immediate. It's a big part of my touring business - getting the word out via Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I used to have costumed characters come out, like SpongeBob. It's just fun to make it into this minor event, just to surprise people and experiment and be weird and just have fun with it. I've done just the hour stand-up, and that's fun, but the other stuff makes it fun for me and gives me something to react to and bounce off of. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I think people overplay the 'Saturday Night Live' schedule. I mean, yeah, it can be some late hours. But the late hours are usually only one or two nights out of the week. You might have a crazy six-day week, but you'll work three weeks, and then you get a week off work. I'd take most jobs if it was hard work and then I got a week off. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I like smoking at home. I like it to be one of the last things I do that day. I don't wake and bake at all; I couldn't do that. If I'm waking and baking, then I'm staying inside my place the rest of the day. I can't start my day off high. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I haven't really tried to write a movie. It's tough to get into that mode. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dialogue, but I could definitely knock out three lines. I'd kill it. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I've been doing stand-up longer than I've been doing anything. It's just learning how to act on camera, trying to get better at that, figuring out how to make my humor translate and bounce off other people. It's not a big challenge, but the main thing is just trying to be on point and be the best I can be on these shows. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was so powerful why'd he have to give his son up? It sounds like God owed someone some money and they couldn't get to him, so they murked his son. That's what I really think happened. Jesus got stabbed up in an alley ... but it's easier to sell crucifixes. You can't sell a pendant of someone getting shanked up In the alley. It's a marketing scheme. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay attention to ticket counts, draws, guarantees and bonuses. I look at my deals closely these days and try to come up with other projects and ideas, since this business [comedy] is about creating content. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me, man. I just sold this place out.' People are just doing their jobs, but I think if you're working the door at a venue where there's a headliner, you should at least be like, 'OK, this is the dude.' — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I skipped kindergarten because I was reading at a pretty high level. That's a weird and cocky thing to say, but I was real sharp, and I knew that early on. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I love stand-up. I look at it as a way to always stay productive. I couldn't imagine only being an actor or a writer. Because what the hell do I do when I'm not working? Mope? — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the door. That's not the way to win an argument with a taxi driver. The way to win is you get out of the cab and you leave the door open. And then he has to step out and come around and close that door. And while he's doing that, I'm on the other side opening the other doors-and we just go around and around and around, and I got my own Benny Hill situation going on in life. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

Actors, you have to wait for people to give you work, or you have to make your own stuff. But standup, I could just say, 'I want to do standup in 30 minutes,' and I can go do standup. Or I could just say, 'I want to do standup in a few weeks in this city.' — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a one-liner, showing I could do stuff about music - so just trying to be versatile and talking about different topics. — Hannibal Buress

Hannibal Buress Best Quotes By Hannibal Buress

There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.' — Hannibal Buress