Hanification Quotes & Sayings

You're broke, eh?
I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate. — Raymond Chandler

My favorite novel in the world is Frankenstein. I'm going to misquote it horribly, but the monster says, "I have such love in me, more than you can imagine. But, if I cannot provoke it, I will provoke fear." — Guillermo Del Toro

Western society has many flaws, and it is good for an educated person to have thought some of these through, even at the expense of losing a lecture or two to tear gas. — Robert B. Laughlin

It's real good to be back with you again this year. — Dick Clark

She had a nice voice. A nice telephone voice, mostly. She should've carried a goddamn telephone around with her. — J.D. Salinger

There are male escorts that look like you? I thought all those commercials were false advertisement. — Anonymous