Hanekes Quotes & Sayings

I had, bluntly, the worst fucking headache I had ever had in my life. I'm trying to think of the best way to describe it. Try this. Imagine a migraine, on top of a hangover, while sitting in a kindergarten of thirty screaming children, who are all taking turns stabbing you in the eye with an ice pick. — John Scalzi

I can't do this anymore," I cried, "Why won't you just leave me alone?"
Because you would never leave me. — Alexandra Bracken

The growth of New England was a result of the aggregate efforts of a busy multitude, each in his narrow circle toiling for himself, to gather competence or wealth. The expansion of New France was the achievement of a gigantic ambition striving to grasp a continent. It was a vain attempt. — Francis Parkman

President Bush announced we're going to Mars, which means he's given up on Earth. — Jon Stewart

Man's mind may be likened to a garden, which may be intelligently cultivated or allowed to run wild. — James Allen

A light wife doth make a heavy husband. — William Shakespeare

I always watch Dean Martin's show ... just to see if he falls down. — James Stewart

I believe if I stay tall and run up high, I can see better. — Eric Dickerson