Handwich Quotes & Sayings

Their books are also different. Works of fiction contain a single plot, with all its imaginable permutations. Those of a philosophical nature invariably include both the thesis and the antithesis, the rigorous pro and con of a doctrine. A book which does not contain its counterbook is considered incomplete. — Jorge Luis Borges

Connect, connect. — Lailah Gifty Akita

After a couple of kids, there might be one good friend left. And that friend is never available because she has too many kids herself. I'm amazed mothers have anyone to talk to. When a man finds out he's going to be a father, it barely covers more than twenty seconds of a conversation with his male friends. I heard you two are expecting! Congratu ... Who do you think is the best quarterback in the fourth quarter? — Jim Gaffigan

Firearms manufacturers usually find themselves playing defense. — Bob Barr

God wanted to be happy so He created the world.
God wanted the world to be happy so He created man.
God wanted man to be happy so He created the sky.
God wanted the sky to be happy so He created stars.
God wanted stars to be happy so He created the universe. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Think about the change that the world experiences without the aid of the right people and those who love and appreciate the presence of nature. — Auliq Ice

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Pazhuvetarayar got a welcome that befitted the treasurer of the kingdom. You got a welcome that befits a true warrior. — Sumeetha Manikandan

They bright whiten all this sepulchre with powdered chloride of lime. It's a perfectly sanitary war. — David Jones