Handlebar Moustache Quotes & Sayings

Vibrations caused by powerful turbines stirred Kathy from a dream centered around a funeral. Her eyes flicked open, face dry, and she had no idea where she was. In her dream, she saw crystalline silver spiders again, weaving their way through the graveyard, leaving trails of silver webs over corpses, binding them for some unknown purpose in the cold dark earth. — Michael Offutt

Students are often in no position to judge 'relevance' until long after the fact. — Thomas Sowell

Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturised, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised.
The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed. Sometimes I wonder what I would be like if left to revert to nature - with a full beard and handlebar moustache on each shin Dennis Healey eyebrows face a graveyard of dead skin cells spots erupting long curly fingernails like Struwelpeter blind as bat and stupid runt of species as no contact lenses flabby body flobbering around. Ugh ugh. Is it any wonder girls have no confidence? — Helen Fielding

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache. — Isla Fisher

But it did no good to brood on lost battles and roads not taken. — George R R Martin

If you enjoy depth, don't force yourself to seek breadth. — Susan Cain

Compromising with events time moves along. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I think it's a sin to take a Bible verse out of context. It's like you're twisting the message. — Tijan

There is nothing harder than being your own rock. — Michael Lee West

I'm not a good hipster - if I let my moustache grow for weeks, it just looks like I have dirt on my face. I'll never have a glorious handlebar moustache. — Win Butler

You and I are not what we eat; we are what we think. — Walter Inglis Anderson

Life will defend itself no matter how small it is. — Yann Martel

Getting into television was a total fluke. — Sandra Bullock

I could have probably gone on and still played the part of the guitar player of Limp Bizkit, but musically I was kind of bored. If I was to continue, it would have been about the money and not about the true music, and I don't want to lie to myself, or to them or to fans of Limp Bizkit. — Wes Borland