Hand Towels With Funny Quotes & Sayings

There used to be an old bad joke. I hope it's not so much a good joke anymore. 'Everybody's from Scranton; no one's in Scranton.' — Joe Biden

My mom always liked the idea of us acting - me and my sister - like, one of us trying it. But my dad always thought it was a joke. — Matt Prokop

Don't say that you want to give, but go ahead and give! You'll never catch up with a mere hope. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

When I think of myself at 15, even 17, I could simply not have done this work on an international level and travel all the time, take care of myself and not feel lost. I feel very happy that this is happening now, and not 10 years ago, as I feel stronger as a person. — Saskia De Brauw

I like cosy, intimate houses. — Tori Amos

JavaScript derives its syntax from Java, its first-class functions from Scheme, and its prototype-based inheritance from Self. But — David Flanagan

What happened to the good old days of "Woman as passive recipient?" What happened to being courted? What happened to sitting back under a parasol and granting someone a chance to try to win us over? — Cathy Guisewite

You've got to do everything, everything's got to be pointing in the same direction and you've got to really turn this whole economic engine from one that's based on fossil fuels to one that isn't. — Elizabeth Kolbert

The world eats good men for breakfast. — Mark Lawrence

I have to live with both my selves as best I may. — Brigitte Bardot

Nowadays, everyone has a camera phone, and you have to be careful about being caught out there looking crazy and ending up on the Internet. — Keith Sweat