Hammary Quotes & Sayings

When you're so happy that you have to close your eyes when you smile so that your eyes don't jump out of your head — Tori Kelly

One day when Nasruddin was left in charge of the local teahouse, the king and some retainers, who had been hunting nearby, stopped in for breakfast. "Do you have quail eggs?" asked the king. "I'm sure I can find some," answered Nasruddin. The king ordered an omelet of a dozen quail eggs, and Nasruddin hurried out to look for them. After the king and his party had eaten, he charged them a hundred gold pieces. The king was puzzled. "Are quail eggs really that rare in this part of the country?" "It's not so much quail eggs that are rare around here," Nasruddin replied. "It's more visits from kings. — David Graeber

Hopeless of the future, I wished but this- that my Maker had that night thought good to require my soul of me while I slept; and that this weary frame, absolved by death from further conflict with fate, had now but to decay quietly, and mingle in peace with the soil of this wilderness. — Charlotte Bronte

What is that one crucifixion compared to the daily kind any insomniac endures? — Emil Cioran

Each of us is a seed, a silent promise, and it is always Spring. — Merle Shain

I think money, power, fame changes people a lot. — Peter Criss

A terrorist nuclear detonation in a western city would destroy all economic confidence. — John Bruton

Sometimes people's careers take off on their first albums, sometimes they don't. — Peter Asher

My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first. — Mitch Hedberg