Hallas And Henry Quotes & Sayings

I made a note on my phone to create a Swiss Army Dillo but spell-check changed it to "Create a Swiss Army Dildo," which frankly just seems painful and excessive. — Jenny Lawson

To be right is just one more reason not to achieve any success. — Nicolas Gomez Davila

Out of all of the stuff I have done in my whole 12 years, the Mistress series I and II are the most enjoyable processes I've ever been through and definitely, I'm most proud of that music — Jay Sean

Wine is like beer except different. — George W. Bush

Don't know what?" "Why?" "Why what?" "Why me?" He stares at me for a moment. "Why not you? — J.M. Darhower

If you are willing to take the punishment, you're halfway through the battle. That the issues may be trivial, the battle ugly, is another point. — Lillian Hellman

Every unskilled illegal immigrant who enters the United States for work drives up healthcare costs for every American. And, every illegal immigrant we turn a blind eye toward weakens the rule of law our country is founded on. — Elton Gallegly

Christ, Buddha, and Krishna are but waves in the Ocean of Infinite Consciousness that I am! — Swami Vivekananda

There's a gate in our heads, too-that's what I think. One that keeps the insanity in all of us from flooding our intellects. And at critical moments, it swings open and all kinds of weird shit comes flooding through. — Stephen King