Halfwit Coffee Quotes & Sayings

We do know that no person can be saved except through Christ. We do not know that only those who know Him can be saved by Him. — C.S. Lewis

I think the feature reporter often walks a very thin line between a truly human story and one that slops over into mushiness or sentimentality. — Charles Kuralt

I'm not an ageist, and I'm not looking for a man in a certain restrictive age range, however I've found over the years that people younger than me tend to be immature. The problem with this is that, as I get older, all the good men have already been snapped up. — Brett Kiellerop-Morris

People say they wish they were Michael Jordan. OK, do it for a year. Do it for two years. Do it for five years. When you get past the fun part, then go do the part where you get into cities at three a.m. and you have fifteen people waiting for autographs when you're as tired as hell. — Michael Jordan

Every time it starts to snow, I would like to have sex. — Mary Ruefle

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be. — R. K. Milholland

What shall I do with all the days and hours
That must be counted ere I see thy face?
How shall I charm the interval that lowers
Between this time and that sweet time of grace? — Fanny Kemble