Half A Year Monthsary Quotes & Sayings

As a rule, from what I've observed, the American captain of industry doesn't do anything out of business hours. When he has put the cat out and locked up the office for the night, he just relapses into a state of coma from which he emerges only to start being a captain of industry again. — P.G. Wodehouse

In fact all country music - with its wailing hearts, tearful angst, and neatly trimmed facial hair - is a little too gay for its own good. — Wallace Godfrey

Bear in mind how valuable a secular Turkey is for the world. — Safak Pavey

The further you go, the more you have to be proud of. At the same time, in order to come a long way, you have to be behind to begin with. IN the end, though maybe it's not how you reach a place that matters. Just that you get there at all. — Sarah Dessen

I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time. — Carson Kressley

Beach party?
Michigan is surrounded by water on three sides. We may not have waves, but we have lots of beaches.
Beaches are useless without waves.
Not my point. Even though I happen to agree. — Kelly Oram

When you do reality, you have to be pretty careful. You have to almost monitor yourself to make sure that you don't get yourself in situations that you shouldn't. — Stephen Baldwin

EMMA It was never intended to be the same kind of home. Was it? Pause. You didn't ever see it as a home, in any sense, did you? JERRY No, I saw it as a flat . . . you know. EMMA For fucking. JERRY No, for loving. EMMA Well, there's not much of that left, is there? Silence. JERRY I don't think we don't love each other. Pause. EMMA — Harold Pinter

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.. — Ray Romano

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Neil S. Plakcy

Two men, on opposite sides of the world, had made the same great discovery at the same time. — David Quammen

'Man and Superman,' first performed in 1905, is by common consent one of George Bernard Shaw's greatest and most significant plays, yet hardly anybody performs it today, for the understandable reason that an uncut performance runs for about five hours. — Terry Teachout

If you write something down on paper, it becomes an actual goal. Before you write it down, it's a thought, a dream that may or may not get done. — Summer Sanders

Nothing that you confess ... can make me love you any less. — Anonymous

Self-knowledge involves relationship. To know oneself is to study one self in action with another person. Relationship is a process of self evaluation and self revelation. Relationship is the mirror in which you discover yourself - to be is to be related. — Bruce Lee