Halal Jokes And Funny Quotes & Sayings

The animals you say were 'sent' for man's free use and nutriment. Pray, then, inform me, and be candid, why came they aeons before man did, to spend long centuries on earth. Awaiting their devourer's birth? Those ill-timed chattels, sent from heaven, were, sure, the maddest gift e'er given - 'sent' for man's use (can man believe it?) when there was no man to receive it! — Henry Stephens Salt

I love you because I choose you and I choose you because I love you. — Gregory David Roberts

This is the real unwritten rule: You don't want what you know you shouldn't. And I haven't just broken that rule. I have wrecked it, smashed it, and still ...
And still I want. — Elizabeth Scott

My upbringing made me think that real legitimate music is written, not heard. — Dan Fogelberg

Healing with the clean, pure, beautiful agents of nature is surely the one method of all which appeals to most of us — Edward Bach

When the storm brews and the waves swell, only an experienced captain can control the ship and save it. — Mata Amritanandamayi

You can molest someone without touching them, without even saying anything. Just the inappropriate desire can be harmful. — Margot Livesey