Hal 2000 Quotes & Sayings

Regardless of your metabolism, if you stop consuming so many calories, you will lose weight. — Rob McElhenney

I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open. — Alonzo Bodden

Women feel like we're fat if we can't wear the clothes we wore in high school. Men, in contrast, only start to feel fat only when they can no longer fit into a foreign car. — Gina Barreca

I love seeing on Twitter when someone says I'm gay, and I say, 'So what does it matter if I am? So be it. I hope you are not voting for me because you are making the presumption that I'm straight.' — Cory Booker

A product name has to be specific. You know that Tasty Soup is tasty - that Hot Chips will burn off the roof of your mouth. — Caroline Leavitt

In the past it never occurred to me that every casual remark of mine would be snatched up and recorded. Otherwise I would have crept further into my shell. — Albert Einstein

Money is hard to earn and easy to lose. Guard yours with care. — Brian Tracy

I know you want this as much as I do," he said. "You aren't going to report me. And even if you did, I'm inclined to think a night with you might well be worth imprisonment. — Fiona Paul

Everything that's alvie was born, and everything that was born has got to die. There's no getting around it. It's the law of the universe.
The universe does not have laws. It has habits. And habits can be broken. — Tom Robbins

Because I have some amazing shoes and bags and stories that need to be appreciated. — Blake Lively

If a woman tells you she doesn't want children, pretend she's actually telling you she doesn't want children. Don't translate it in your head as, "I'm saying I don't want them now, but I'm sure I'll change my mind later." She has no reason to lie to you, and if she's told you she doesn't want children, she's already given it enough thought to make that declaration. So, assume she means it. — Sylvia D. Lucas

I started getting these attacks in 2009, just as my music career was taking off. I'd be doing photo-shoots and started to feel like I was having heart attacks. Increasingly I found it difficult to step outside my flat. Things started to get better after I saw a therapist, who told me I needed to make peace with my panic attacks. — Ellie Goulding

Providence," he argues, "is not a theory about some activities of God; it is the religious symbol of the courage of confidence with respect to fate and death. — Paul Tillich