Hakonskaker Quotes & Sayings

They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants. — Bob Dylan

Jealous is an ugly thing. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Sure, I may need to take breaks between questions to masturbate, but at least I'll get it done. — Kenya Wright

No wizard has ever made himself useful by magic, or, if they've tried, they've only made matters worse. No wizard ever stopped a war or mended a fence. It's better that they stay in their marshes, out of the way of worldly folk like farmers and soldiers and merchants and kings. — Kelly Link

In any city with lots of skyscrapers, lots of skyline, the moon seems bigger than it is. It's called the moon illusion. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

The bottom of the soul may be in repose, even while we are in many outward troubles; just as the bottom of the sea is calm, while the surface is strongly agitated. — John Wesley

I'm fresh out of fucks to give. — Tucker Max

A lot of the friends I had went on to become criminals. — Joel Kinnaman

Numbers of the old people cannot read. Those who can seldom do. — Wilfred Owen

Either you have a sense of humor about [being a former child star], or you're in rehab. There's not a lot of gray area. — Wil Wheaton

To a shower of gold most things are penetrable. — Thomas Carlyle

very acutely conscious — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

As shadow foreign secretary, I have been as clear in my support for the government when it does something we agree with as I am in highlighting that which we oppose. — Douglas Alexander