Haggens Grocery Quotes & Sayings

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He just knew we would find luck, but believing something don't make it true. — Michael Lee West

When you're willing to do what you're unqualified to do, that's what qualifies you. — Bill Johnson

Spring massive changes on it and it will run back to its comfortable routines. But introduce changes gently and in small doses and it just might be curious (not scared) to explore them more. — Anonymous

Cities are 2% of the earth's crust, but they are 50% of the world's population. — Carlo Ratti

It's my mission to sue the MPAA and take them down. I don't know how to go about doing that. But to me, it seems like it's something that has to be taken care of. — Seth Rogen

For mental illnesses, we need better access to treatment and diagnosis. — Tipper Gore

The creative brand of Cirque du Soleil is creativity. — Guy Laliberte

Then hop up, baby. Time to fuck. — Kristen Ashley

This bill would renounce the safe, proper, and acceptable role for Government as a referee of disputes between the governed. It would interpose the Government as a biased protagonist, armed with the awesome authority of the Federal Government, in addition to rulemaking and umpire powers. The broad grants of power to the Attorney General to initiate and intervene in civil actions would go far toward transforming him into George Orwell's 'Big Brother' of '1984,' in the year 1964. — Strom Thurmond

O'Brien: How does one man assert his power over another, Winston?
Winston: By making him suffer.
O'Brien: Exactly. By making him suffer. Obedience is not enough. Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing. Do you begin to see, then, what kind of world we are creating? It is the exact opposite of the stupid hedonistic Utopias that the old reformers imagined. A world of fear and treachery and torment, a world of trampling and being trampled upon, a world which will grow not less but MORE merciless as it refines itself. Progress in our world will be progress towards more pain. The old civilizations claimed that they were founded on love or justice. Ours is founded upon hatred. — George Orwell

In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it. — J.R. Rim

You kind of took it for granted around the Yankees that there was always going to be baseball in October. — Whitey Ford