Haemorrhoids Quotes & Sayings

Heloise long ago reconciled herself to the idea that all is fair in love and war, which is just another way of saying that nothing in life is ever fair, because life is love and war. — Laura Lippman

Poverty is hereditary just like power, stupidity, and haemorrhoids. — Fiston Mwanza Mujila

I went to school for culinary arts. I love to cook. That's a talent not a lot of people know about. — Jessie Usher

We all need daily encouragement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Vimes was already lost. Oh, there was the sun, but that was just a direction. He could feel it on the side of his face.
And the camel rocked from side to side. There was no real way of judging distance, except by haemorrhoids. — Terry Pratchett

The wise teacher knows that 55 minutes of work plus 5 minutes laughter are worth twice as much as 60 minutes of unvaried work. — Gilbert Highet

The range of events taking place in Canberra may just reflect Lyn Spillman's (1997) suggestion that, in a diverse country, diversity itself becomes an aspect of national identity — Anonymous

There is no such thing as just enough money. Only two measures: No Money and Not Enough Money. — John Steinbeck

Antagonistic cooperation is the principle of all markets and many marriages. — Mason Cooley