Hadoop Funny Quotes & Sayings

A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring. — Louis Nizer

He woke to quiet voices. This had been happening more and more lately, this nodding off unexpectedly, and it left him with an unsettled intimation of rehearsal. You fall asleep for short periods and then for longer periods and then forever. — Emily St. John Mandel

Long-suffering is the greatest life survival virtue. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The full Christian experience, however, is not an individual experience which may be isolated from all else; it is, unconditionally, an experience within the context of the Church. It is 'a personal history which is imbedded in the greater history of the Church - a spiritual becoming which is incarnate and is lived within the Church's own process of becoming. It is the effort to develop what has been given, to discover what is hidden, the effort to attain to oneself by attaining, though the Church and within her, to the mystery of Christ, the Saviour'. — Hans Urs Von Balthasar

Guard well your thoughts when alone and your words when accompanied. — Roy Bennett