Habambuhay Quotes & Sayings

Brilliant. A very funny and concise explanation of why we men are as we are. If you are male, you should read it and then make your partner read it, so they will no longer hate you but pity you instead. — Harry Enfield

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra. — Charlaine Harris

I look at my sons' little faces, and I want to be their superhero. I don't want them to have to look outside to a third party for a hero, for someone to look up to and admire. I want that to be ME. I want that person to be MOMMY for them. — Lashinda Demus

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on? — Ray Romano

A wider of more altruistic attitude is very relevant in today's world. If we look at the situation from various angles, such as the complexity and inter-connectedness of the nature of modern existence, then we will gradually notice a change in our outlook, so that when we say 'others' and when we think of others, we will no longer dismiss them as something that is irrelevant to us. We will no longer feel indifferent. — Dalai Lama

Nobody really tells me what's going on, and I find out via the trades myself. — Lucy Liu

Fifty years seems like a good anniversary. Even after I'm dead, how much better could I get than this? I mean, it's great, I'm not dead, so I get to see it. — John Waters

Being popular or not, having company or being alone, are not issues of concern for the developed soul. — Donna Goddard

If you want to watch me shake like the owner of a
Chinese buffet when two six hundred pound men walk through the doors, by
all means, stick around. ~ Logan — Jennifer Turner