Gypped Thesaurus Quotes & Sayings

Wolfe could get sentimental about it if he wanted to, but I don't like any stranger nosing around my private affairs, let alone a nation of 130 million people.-Archie Goodwin — Rex Stout

It seldom pays to be rude. It never pays to be only half-rude. — Norman Douglas

Doctors couldn't be everywhere, so the Lord invented Vulcans. I thought you knew. — Diane Duane

After coitus every animal is sad, except the human female and the rooster. — Galen

I watched a lot of comedy growing up. — Wanda Sykes

You will go on blundering, for only he who does nothing avoids errors. — Janusz Korczak

And if I tried
to give you something else,
something outside myself,
you would not know
that the worst of anyone
can be, finally,
an accident of hope — Anne Sexton

Development which has no regard for whom or what it harms is not development. It is the opposite of progress, damaging the Earth's capacity to support us and the rest of its living systems — George Monbiot

The Girl of the Period, sauntering before one down Broadway, is one panorama of awful surprises from top to toe. Her clothes characterize her. She never characterizes her clothes. She is upholstered, not ornamented. She is bundled, not draped. She is puckered, not folded. She struts, she does not sweep. She has not one of the attributes of nature nor of proper art. She neither soothes the eye like a flower, nor pleases it like a picture. She wearies it like a kaleidoscope. She is a meaningless dazzle of broken effects. — Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward

There are a lot of different sides to me. I don't know if I'm always peaches-and-cream. — Shiri Appleby

But we two have to live with our mistakes. — Paulo Coelho

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room. — Steven Wright