Guys Being Douches Quotes & Sayings

Life with Christ is a wonderful adventure. — Pope John Paul II

If spirituality is not religion or cynicism or sentimentality or narcissism, then what is it? ... we can confidently say ... that spirituality is fearlessness. It is a way of looking boldly at this life we have been given, here, now, on earth, as this human being. — Elizabeth Lesser

I'm probably one of my three biggest fans on the planet. — Eric Roberts

diplomacy is simply the name we have agreed to give to lying about national affairs. I — Mark Twain

I belong to the divine source from which I originated. — T.F. Hodge

What do they do to students at the University who eavesdrop?" Bast asked curiously.
"I haven't the slightest idea. I was never caught. I think making you sit and listen to the rest of my story should be punishment enough. — Patrick Rothfuss

For a company to innovate, it must create products and services that let consumers perform a job faster, better, more conveniently, and/or less expensively than before. To achieve this objective, companies must know what outcomes customers are trying to achieve (what metrics they use to determine how well a job is getting done) and figure out which technologies, products, and features will best satisfy the important outcomes that are currently underserved. — Anthony W. Ulwick

Angry, judgmental, and critical people don't make good evangelists. — John S. Leonard

Try to touch the past. Try to deal with the past. It's not real. It's just a dream. -Ted Bundy — Ted Bundy

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago. — Dennis Miller

It is well known that strong to violent tornado activity in the US has decreased markedly since statistics began in the 1950s, which has also been a period of average warming. So, if anything, global warming causes FEWER tornado outbreaks ... not more. In other words, more violent tornados would, if anything, be a sign of 'global cooling,' not 'global warming.' — Roy Spencer