Guy Bashing Quotes & Sayings

When people ask me how is it I was a musician, I facetiously say that I'm a firm believer in reincarnation and in a previous life I was Johann Sebastian Bach's guide dog. — George Shearing

Before my first novel, I was dating a woman who later went to prison for bashing a guy with a hammer. — Gary Shteyngart

When I read a script, if I feel it's written with the idea of just bashing other people, then I shy away from it. Sometimes it's some guy coming out with his own hatred, and I don't need to be a part of it. — Faran Tahir

You could have killed that boy," his father had reprimanded. "And why? Because of words? Words don't hurt you." Which is one of the hugest criminal lies perpetrated by adults against children in this world. Because words hurt more than any physical pain. He would have gladly taken a concussion and a broken arm if he never had to be singled out as a storked child ever again. — Neal Shusterman

It's only when the settlement work has gone on for months that one realizes how bad things are. As our secretary said to me, your finger-nails never seem dirty until you wash your hands. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Self-identity is inextricably bound up with the identity of the surroundings. — Lars Fr. H. Svendsen

I'm dying to play a nice guy! No one's willing to cast me. They know I'm all right at bashing people up, but they don't know if I can do the other stuff. And I can. — Ray Winstone

I would never sign on to a project that was male-bashing, because first and foremost I'm a man ... what guy would sign on for that? — Michael Ealy

No matter how many snowstorms will pass through you, none will bring you the spring like love will. — Sorin Cerin

God cannot take sides; for He is in all of us. We are all a part of Him, and when we try to destroy Him, we destroy ourselves. — Sidney Sheldon

Is your inner vampire different from your ... outer vampire?'
'Definitely. He wants me to wear midriff-baring shirts and a fedora.'
'So your inner vampire is Magnus? — Cassandra Clare

Instead, I was interested in what I guess I could call narrative indeterminacy, in questioning the apparent, taken-for-granted authority of any particular representation of the events in question. — Peter Straub

If your prayers are not fertile, what are they? How do you make the Buddy System feminine? Pink is feminine. — Charlotte Fairchild

We live in the least ugly time in history. — Joshua Bell

There was not a single cross or worried-looking face. All seemed to have left their cares and anxieties in the porter's room with their hats, and were all deliberately getting ready to enjoy the material blessings of life. — Leo Tolstoy

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley