Guvnor Quotes & Sayings

We are so vocal about what we hate. — Josh Radnor

Bookseller: Can I help at all?
customer: Yes, where's your fiction section?
bookseller: It starts over on the far wall. Are you looking for anything in particular?
customer: Yes, any books by Stefan Browning.
bookseller: I'm not familiar with him, what kind of books has he written?
customer: I don't know if he's written any. You see, my name's Stefan Browning, and I always like to go into
bookshops to see if anyone with my name has written a book.
bookseller: ... right.
customer: Because then I can buy it, you see, and carry it around with me and tell everyone that I've had a novel published.Then everyone will think I'm really cool, don't you think? — Jen Campbell

Being left-handed has its advantages in volleyball. Few people know enough about your spike and serve to give you advice. — John Kessel

It's weird ... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then? — Mitch Hedberg

If you want to know the reality of life, then you should travel. At first travel your country, after that start travelling the world. Travel to know your surroundings so that we can say that you are an aware person. Nature, people and culture are calling you, so travel. — Imran Khan

And when love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes Heaven drowsy with the harmony. — William Shakespeare