Guttman Sign Quotes & Sayings

The rare derpicus man is know to live near the himalayas, in a cave made purely of dead weevils. His native tounge is unknown, but what I've translated contains a grat amount of the words, "pootis, derp, poop, and nnnnyyyyaaaaannnn! — John Nichol

I realize that I'm in the twilight of my career. — Michael Chang

You are what you settle for. You are only as much as you settle for — Janis Joplin

I've always just been more comfortable as an outsider. — Paul Rhys

Moral codes were not designed to be selective, nor indeed were they designed to be questioned. You could not say that you would observe this prohibition but not that. I shall not commit theft
certainly not
but adultery is another matter: wrong for other people, but not for me. — Alexander McCall Smith

Expose an irrational belief, keep a person rational for a day. Expose irrational thinking, keep a person rational for a lifetime. — Bo Bennett

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about — John Von Neumann

I have to shave you Angel. I love your curly bush but it's getting in my teeth. — Jordan Silver