Gutshots All Organic Quotes & Sayings

Freedom was what we had. Nobody told us when to go to bed. Nobody told us to do our homework. Nobody told us we couldn't drink two six-packs of Budweiser and then throw up in the Maytag. So why did we feel so trapped? Why did I feel like I had no options in my life when it seemed that options were the only thing I DID have? — Augusten Burroughs

A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial. — Jimmy Fallon

Statistically speaking, home is an even more dangerous place for women than the road. — Gloria Steinem

There are countless space activities that would be no less exciting than the moon missions were, I have no doubt. The search for life on Mars, for example. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Our individual fates are linked our futures intertwined — Jimmy Carter

Writing tends to cheer me; it always soothes my spirit and blesses me with the gift of an innocent, tender, childlike day. It is the sensation of having spent a few hours in my homeland, with my customs, free whims, my total freedom. — Gabriela Mistral

Swimming is great because there are levels of goals. First, when I was four, it was making it to the other end and overcoming the fear of standing up in front of everybody at a swim meet because I was such a shy kid. — Summer Sanders

If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one gunman ... Don't pray. Learn to use guns. — Ann Coulter