Guthans Quotes & Sayings

If the total energy of the universe must always remain zero, and it costs energy to create a body, how can a whole universe be created from nothing? — Stephen Hawking

You ever get the feeling the world's filling up with bastards? I do. What I want to know is what happens when all the bastards run out of people to crap on? What happens when all that's left in the world is bastards? ... The golden rule. Screw unto others before they screw unto you. — William Hoffman

For if there's no everlasting God, there's no such thing as virtue, and there's no need of it. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

My life is a rather grim one. One day I shall perhaps describe it to you in great detail. — John Kennedy Toole

It's all a game. And if you don't want to play, maybe you shouldn't come to Hollywood. — Sophie Kinsella

A basic tenet of a healthy democracy is open dialogue and transparency. — Peter Fenn

I've always respected those who tried to change the world for the better, rather than just complain about it. — Michael Bloomberg

Your real "country" is where you're heading, not where you are. — Rumi

He Wrote, Are you OK?
I told him, My eyes are crummy.
He wrote, But are you OK?
I told him, That's a very complicated question.
He wrote, That's a very simple answer.
I asked, Are you OK?
He wrote, Some mornings I wake up feeling grateful. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I remember when Tony Blair came into office, and there was a sense I was thinking, 'Well, what on Earth am I going to do now?' until I realized that's exactly what he was thinking. — Rory Bremner

You human beings think that yoga is in some way going to make everything you want to happen, work out. You are going to be able to avoid what you don't want. That is not yoga. That is desire and aversion. — Frederick Lenz