Guruji Jois Quotes & Sayings

The charge took less than forty seconds but Kassad discovered that this was ample time for his mouth to go absolutely dry, his breathing to begin to have problems, and for his testicles to retreat completely into his body. If the rest of Kassad could have found a comparable hiding place, he would have seriously considered crawling into it. — Dan Simmons

There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that. — Reza Aslan

Little did I know that I would be fortunate enough to develop several operating systems in my lifetime; developing one is a rare opportunity for anyone. — Dave Cutler

Food and medicine are not two different things: the are the front and back of one body. — Masanobu Fukuoka

The daunting task of being a mother, a wife, and an independent career or professional person is really taxing. — Tom Brokaw

I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it. — Jesse Petersen

They dont want you to exercise. — DJ Khaled