Guru Purnima 2012 Quotes & Sayings

So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots ... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me ... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ... Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article - front page of the paper - one day, in England: 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' Wooooo ... 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight. — Bill Hicks

All of us want to be better. Human nature is always seeking advancement. — Elizabeth Kapu'uwailani Lindsey

Families composed of rugged individualists have to do things obliquely. — Florence King

Only as long as one did what one always did would one remain relatively invisible. — Lene Kaaberbol

When you're begging. When you're drunk on my cock, wet and gasping. I'm going to ride you, darling, ride you till you break. — Roxy Sloane

Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he left for summer camp. — Jay Leno

You cannot live by feelings and emotions; you have to live by your intuition and consciousness. — Harbhajan Singh Yogi

The Bible is very clear that in the last days men will be "lovers of themselves" (2 Tim. 3:2). — John Bevere

Trusting as we did to the virtue of the people, the real people, not the politicians and demagogues, we passed through the most responsible and trying scenes, sustained by the bone and sinew of the nation, the laborers of the land, where alone, in these days of Bank rule, and ragocrat corruption, real virtue and love of liberty is to be found. — Andrew Jackson

History would be far different
if we did not tend to hear God
most clearly when we think
He is telling us
exactly what it is
we want to hear — Madeleine K. Albright

I think dancing is one of the best things anyone can do for themselves. And it doesn't cost anything. — Frankie Knuckles