Gurgles Lung Quotes & Sayings

Cormac and I have an understanding."
Erik raises an eyebrow. Clearly he's got the wrong idea.
"Don't worry. It's a death-threat thing. — Gennifer Albin

We sat there smiling at each other, shimmied to a standstill, thinking about all the boys that had wanted us that day, and how none of them had got us, not for a minute; how we'd let them pay for drinks and candyfloss and then run away laughing, their cries of 'Slags!' and 'Bitches' ringing in our ears like respect rather than derision. — Julie Burchill

We work hard to believe that our actions really don't affect others all that much because we want the license to act without thinking all that much. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

The grass is always greener over the septic tank. — Erma Bombeck

Ah, trouble, trouble, there are the two different kinds ... there's the one you give and the other you take. — Kay Boyle

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman