Gunnar Jensen Funny Quotes & Sayings

Everything that I do in my life is geared towards my kids and their survival and giving them the best education that I can possibly give them and the best home that I can possibly give them. — Dwight Henry

The whole ground of human life seems to some to have been gone over by
their predecessors, both the heights and the valleys, and all things to
have been cared for. According to Evelyn, "the wise Solomon prescribed
ordinances for the very distances of trees; and the Roman praetors have
decided how often you may go into your neighbor's land to gather the
acorns which fall on it without trespass, and what share belongs to that
neighbor." Hippocrates has even left directions how we should cut our
nails; that is, even with the ends of the fingers, neither shorter nor
longer. Undoubtedly the very tedium and ennui which presume to have
exhausted the variety and the joys of life are as old as Adam. But man's
capacities have never been measured; nor are we to judge of what he can
do by any precedents, so little has been tried. Whatever have been thy
failures hitherto, "be not afflicted, my child, for who shall assign to
thee what thou hast left undone? — Henry David Thoreau

It is proper #netiquette to be conservative in messages you send and liberal in messages you receive. — David Chiles

I'm gonna try to steal home."
I smiled. "Silly Simon, it's not stealing if I wave you in — Alice Clayton

Talent is nothing without persistence. — Dean Crawford

Never forget to stop and drink the beauty of roses to get drunk for a few moments of life. — Debasish Mridha

Pain is not a conduit to art or joy — Jay Maisel

I created a production company. Right now I am so happy in my work. — Marla Maples

What is more important than reading books; is reading people's faces. — Anis Mansour

She felt, as she felt so often with Murphy, spattered with words that went dead as soon as they sounded; each word obliterated, before it had time to make sense, by the word that came next; so that in the end she did not know what had been said. It was like difficult music heard for the first time. — Samuel Beckett

Living simply makes loving simple. — Bell Hooks

Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness. — Margaret Cho