Guncle T Shirts Quotes & Sayings

I don't cook, I can't cook, and it is really abominable to see me in the kitchen. I order in takeaway food or get my friends to cook because a lot of them are very good. — Drew Barrymore

The history of his present majesty, is a history of unremitting injuries and usurpationsall of which have in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world, for the truth of which we pledge a faith yet unsullied by falsehood. — Thomas Jefferson

Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt. — Mae West

North Vegas is where you go if you're a hooker turning forty and the syndicate men on the strip decide you're no longer much good for business out there with the high rollers. — Hunter S. Thompson

I'm here," I continued, "to guide you into the light of truth, decency and perhaps pants. — Paul Rudnick

Instead of Criticizing Someone's Success, Why Not Learn Something Valuable from It? — Ernie J Zelinski

Now ballads, I can mess around and get up on somebody on a ballad. People ain't seen it yet, but I can mess around and get up in there. I've had Ruben Studdard up in my house, Brian McKnight, Tank. Every once in a while I throw down with them. — Jamie Foxx

I can't stop terrorism; I can't cure cancer. But I can put some stories out there in their own quiet way that talk about tolerance. — Peter Hedges