Gumbels Quotes & Sayings

Your gaydar can't leap over buildings in a single bound like Superman."
"He's wearing a thong. Enough said."
"It's for ease of movement."
"Thong," Lila repeated. — Nora Roberts

Her thoughts ran away to her girlhood with its passionate longing for adventure and she remembered the arms of men that had held her when adventure was a possible thing for her. Particularly she remembered one who had for a time been her lover and who in the moment of his passion had cried out to her more than a hundred times, saying the same words madly over and over: "You dear! You dear! You lovely dear!" The words, she thought, expressed something she would have liked to have achieved in life. — Sherwood Anderson

Do not be surprised by your trials, since the Son of God has chosen them for our salvation. — Vincent De Paul

It is good to be sitting some place
in public at 2:30 in the afternoon
without getting the flesh ripped from
your bones. — Charles Bukowski

landed on my chest and stuck its proboscis — Kevin Hearne

There's so much more to book than just reading — Maurice Sendak

I like Darren Criss and "Teenage Dream. — David Levithan

Feminism has been so co-opted, but the fact is, feminism benefits men as well. — Karin Slaughter

The world that surrounded me disgusted me so I chosen to invent one of my own. — Pete Doherty