Gumballs Mom Quotes & Sayings

You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet to vomit again and again, and die praying to the porcelain gods. — A.J. Lauer

My mom always said fighting with me as a kid was like going to court. I'm trying to realize that being right is not the most important thing. — Gillian Jacobs

If I should fall asleep and death takes me away,
Don't be surprised son, I wasn't put here to stay. — Lauryn Hill

If you want to feel more comfortable and happy, work on making the people around you more comfortable and happy. — Kathy Freston

How infinitely superior to our physical senses are those of the mind! — John Muir

To grapple with and understand anxiety is, in some sense, to grapple with and understand the human condition. — Scott Stossel

Basically, I'm more confident in my whole game. — Reggie Lewis

Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a comedian and a person. I'm a grown up now doing a kid's job. Being a more mature Christian these days makes it easier than when I first started. Now I get to do shows of my choosing and a lot of folks attending the shows know my work and expect a clean show. — Henry Cho

I love to read. My education is self-inflicted — Groucho Marx

The visit hadn't lasted much longer, and Wallace never said what he'd done, but after Larry watched him go, he'd spent the rest of the night on his porch as daylight crept through the trees like am army of crafty boys. — Tom Franklin

You who make the laws, the vices and the virtues of the people will be your work. — Louis Antoine De Saint-Just