Gruplara Quotes & Sayings

Painters and poets have liberty to lie. — Robert Burns

Squinting at him, I had to wonder if all of the booze had made him stupid. "After all the trouble I have being with you, do you really think I'd want another dick around me?"
Cooper grinned. "Is it wrong that my dick responded when you called its name?"
"Very wrong, perv," I said, laughing. — Bijou Hunter

I'm not in a party. I am a party. — Kid President

He says that this world is part heaven and part hell, and that every second, inside of me and out, I'm standing at the convergence of the two, at the corner of damned and divine. — Josh James Riebock

We're no longer in the Cold War. Eavesdropping on friends is unacceptable. — Vladimir Putin

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. — Charles M. Schulz

The Female Orgasm. The Big O. That elusive, reclusive Loch Ness of the labia. Does it prove the existence of God, or just His twisted sense of humor? — Kirstie Collins Brote

You can only hurt a person so much and then he doesn't feel the pain anymore. A hard man can take a kicking and not whine about it. — John Fenton

It's stupid to ban books that tell you the truth about life. — Sheila Kohler