Grunkle Stan Funny Quotes & Sayings

And every time I saw him in the hall, I couldn't help but think, There goes Captain Hook, — T.J. Klune

God, please let this not be our last dance... — P. Anastasia

The four sacred and wonderful truths of Buddhism. The Four Noble Truths are: first, there is suffering; second, there is a path or a series of conditions that has produced the suffering; third, suffering can be ended - happiness is always possible; and fourth, there is a path that leads to the cessation of suffering, to happiness. — Thich Nhat Hanh

I think my English is bad. — Stephen Chow

The tiny cost of failure ... is dwarfed by the huge cost of not trying. — Seth Godin

I wanted the focus to be on my ability as a singer and as an entertainer - not on my private life. — Adam Lambert

Ava, will you watch your fucking mouth?' he sighs, but there's relief in his voice. I'm half tempted to tell him to fetch the anti-bacterial solution and spray it in my mouth. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

The root cause, simply put, is globalization, and the resulting monopolization of wealth by a global elite. — Paul Mason

There's a big difference between me and other YouTubers - a lot of them have big, concrete plans. I'm still this weird chicken with my head cut off. I don't know what I want to do next and haven't known that since I started. — Jenna Marbles

It was then you'd have thought I'd been shot by a Taser, as paralyzed as I was at the sight of her - the perfect feminine form, the image hitting me with the velocity of a Slurpee-like brain-freeze, rendering me again the helpless, hapless male. Any trace of rationality or logic or even common sense that might've been there before is quickly abandoning ship, leaving Dickbrain at the helm and Lust navigating, — Jack Dancer

I first heard the term "meta-novel" at a writer's conference in Tulsa, Oklahoma. The idea is that even though each book in a series stands alone, when read collectively they form one big ongoing novel about the main character. Each book represents its own arc: in book one of the series we meet the character and establish a meta-goal that will carry him through further books, in book two that meta-goal is tested, in book three - you get the picture. — Carolyn Wheat