Grubout Quotes & Sayings

New Rule: All Fox News employees must now refer to President Bush as "my liege". If they are going to treat President Bush like he's an infallible king, they need to start addressing him as if he was an infallible king. And they can do this by addressing him as "my liege". — Bill Maher

I grew up knowing I would be good at athletics, and dreams of a Super Bowl were always within reach as long as I progressed. — Matt Willig

I love dogs. I think dogs are way smarter. Maybe I can be the dog spokesman for the rock world. There are a lot of cat people making rock music. — King Tuff

I am afraid I am not quite so much the man of the world as might be good for me in some points. My feelings are not quite so evanescent, nor my memory of the past under such easy dominion as one finds to be the case with men of the world. — Jane Austen

It is very unreasonable of people to expect one should be at home, because one is in the house. Of all privileges, that of invisibility is the most valuable. — Elizabeth Montagu

I'm a product of good nutrition, cutting edge supplementation and hard training, and I'm an old guy. — Warren Cuccurullo

Lesson one, bitch. Don't start a pissing contest with someone who has the strength and temper to hurt you. — Anne Bishop

The olive tree is surely the richest gift of Heaven. I can scarcely expect bread. — Thomas Jefferson