Gru Funny Quotes & Sayings

We all should know what the Right's agenda is here: privatize education, kill public schools, and transfer the teaching of the young to private entities. — Barry W. Lynn

Insecurity is an ugly thing. It makes you hate people you don't even know. — Drake

Tears can ruin the handiwork of the best beautician. — Anurag Shourie

My father was a research doctor at the National Institutes of Health in the early 1980s, and you couldn't work in the field and not know about D. Carleton Gajdusek, who my father often mentioned. — Hanya Yanagihara

We all know what we don't like about our bodies. — Trinny Woodall

Ouch," he said.
"Move your foot."
"No."
"Go away."
"Glad to see you, too."
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"You missed the bus," he said.
"I'm sick."
"Need chicken soup?"
"Actually, it's my period," I lied. "Killer cramps."
"Chocolate and a heating pad?"
"How do you know that?"
"I have an older sister and my mom is a kick-ass feminist," he said. "I'm probably the only guy in school who can buy tampons without having a seizure. Look, at that, I can even say the word. 'Tampon, tampon, tampon.' If you say it enough, it stops sounding like a word, know what I mean? — Laurie Halse Anderson

Anyone who cannot bear to lay hold of God as he comes down to him will still less soar up to him beyond the clouds. — John Calvin