Groundskeeper Rake Quotes & Sayings

I know all's fair in love and war but when you go off and try to be by yourself and it ends up on the front page of the press it's frightening, knowing your life is under such scrutiny. — Michael Hutchence

I never got in this business, in cinema, to make horror movies. They arrived on my doorstep and I got typecast. Which was fine, I enjoy it, but I got into this business to make westerns. And the kind of westerns I used to see, they died. So that didn't work out. — John Carpenter

Chance may do anything. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

I look at myself like a show dog. I've got to keep her clipped and trimmed and in good shape. — Dolly Parton

Too many times women try to be competitive with each other. We should help support each other, rather than try to be better than each other. — Katarina Witt

The trouble with the lower classes is that they lack the sense of tragedy given to them by the upper classes. — Oscar Wilde

As The Book of the SubGenius (the main text of a hilarious faux religion based in Dallas - get The Book of the SubGenius) says, "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke," right? — Nick Offerman

Did you know that 10% of all Americans have not had sex in 5 years? I didn't know there were so many Republicans ... — Jay Leno

Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property. — Napoleon Bonaparte

And what do you care anyway ? You don't want to marry me."
"I do want to marry you !" She stamped her foot in frustration. "If there was a Priestess standing here, I'd marry you right this minute !"
"She offered to marry him," Merry said.
"In front of witnesses," Jaenelle added.
Lucivar pointed a finger at Marian and snarled, "I accept."
"And he accepted," Merry said gleefully.
"In front of witnesses," Jaenelle added. "How soon can the Priestess get here ? — Anne Bishop

I'm against redefining marriage historically 5,000 years ... because then it'll be re-defined. What if it's between a brother and a sister? — Rick Warren

I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up. If I don't remember who I am in him, I'm done. — Mary J. Blige

The author relates George Bernard Shaw's sentiments that polite conversation excludes the only two subjects that matter, religion and politics. — Lyle W. Dorsett