Groundlings Audition Quotes & Sayings

At the time, I was in L.A., just auditioning and hoping to land a part, dramatic or comedic. I started to feel really stagnant, waiting for a part. I was also taking classes at UCB and Groundlings, and at the higher levels, they focus on writing. It was such a relief to be able to write. During those programs, I wrote a one-woman show called Me, Myself, and Iran, and it ended up getting to Tina Fey. She recommended me to audition for SNL, so I got my first of two auditions through her. — Nasim Pedrad

As a star you never know when people are really serious. — Dirk Nowitzki

I encourage teachers to speak in their own voices. Don't use the gibberish of the standards writers. — Jonathan Kozol

Experiences are the seeds out of which wisdom grows. — Konrad Adenauer

I hope that they are finding satisfaction. I'm in no way making a judgment. I know it doesn't make me happy. — Randy Harrison

I'm going to be a great leader of this generation.
The stars in the space up there are my witnesses. — Toba Beta

There is no magic milkshake or workout machine. I think the real machine is your body. I do love treadmills, ellipticals, stationary bikes, free weights. — Richard Simmons

The posters and rock-star buttons and banners were valueless without the perspective of the mind that had attached significance to them. Souvenirs have no worth without nostalgia, after all. They're meaningless if a memory isn't linked to them. — David Morrell