Groundbreaking Invention Quotes & Sayings

My Meema, her favorite show was 'Dallas.' She made the family watch. She loved to hate J.R. She passed away when I was 12, and I know she's looking down on me going, 'Oh, my goodness. How are you on the show? I am so proud of you and why in the hell are you playing J.R.'s son?' — Josh Henderson

I don't know any form of art or entertainment that can affect people the way movies can. I know it sounds ridiculous, but they can change your world. They can change your views. — Chris Evans

Would it insult you if I used your alphabet? I don't think I could start from scratch. — Clay Griffith

Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance. — Mark Twain

Kolkata is special. I have been privileged to spend time in the city and make some great friends there. I like to go there whenever I can. — Arjun Rampal

I'm obviously an American citizen. My parents are American citizens. But I'm not looked at as an American. — Ana Castillo

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death. — Artie Lange

loved the poems so much that I decided to try writing one. Feels real good to just write out lines about whatever you're feeling. You should try it sometime." "It sounds very good, sir." "I wrote one for Cindy, but she didn't like it much, so I just write for myself now. — Imbolo Mbue

I supported the assault weapon ban. — Mitt Romney

Have the courage to appear poor and you disarm poverty of its sharpest sting. — Anna Brownell Jameson

Making money may give a sense of Achievement. But making a difference will give a sense of Fulfillment. -RVM — R.v.m.

How to look after your very drunk friend
Step 1: Find her in the bathroom, slumped against the towel rack

Step 2: Ask her if she needs to be sick. Try not to get offended when she yells that she's NOT DRUNK

Step 3: Tell her it's fine when she apologises, bursts into tears and then falls asleep on your shoulder.

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Step 6: Root around in her front pocket for her keys. Make a joke about inappropriate touching. Laugh when she earnestly tells you that you could touch her anywhere, because nothing's inappropriate when you're best friends.

Step 7: Write it down so you can mock her with it tomorrow, and for the rest of time.

Step 8: Tell her mother that yes, you both had a great time. Pour two glasses of water, carry them both up the stairs (Make her go first, so you can catch her if she trips) — Sara Barnard

I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer. — Demetri Martin

Heat rose to her cheeks. The man made love to her one time, and already she couldn't wait to touch him again. He should be labeled a controlled substance to keep potential addicts like her safe from his influence. — Christine Warren

I was a computer guy with an expensive dream. — Ed Catmull