Grouchos Columbia Quotes & Sayings

Many people never grow up. They stay all their lives with a passionate need for external authority and guidance, pretending not to trust their own judgment. — Alan Watts

Eating in Germany is easy, because there is basically only one kind of food, called the wurst. — Dave Barry

Maybe it's the expression in her eyes, something at once coolly logical and fiercely defiant. — Marie Lu

My natural accent is American. I chose to speak with a U.K. accent when I was about to enter the final year at drama school in London. I was going to try to find a way to stay in the U.K. after I finished college and could not imagine trying to live and get work there with an American accent. — Jennifer Ehle

Then must you strive to be worthy of her love. Be brave and pure, fearless to the strong and humble to the weak; and so, whether this love prosper or no, you will have fitted yourself to be honored by a maiden's love, which is, in sooth, the highest guerdon which a true knight can hope for." "Indeed, — Arthur Conan Doyle

No more of this llama drama! — Anna Dewdney

Yes, death by away team. Very effective on this ship, Jenkins said. — John Scalzi

The ox was bad enough, Mina thought as she checked out the damage to her vegetables, yet now I have goats to torment me. However, if the goru was like the king, then the goats must be like the political parties, so maybe in the end her life won't be so different after all? Yet she had to make sure that it would be different this time somehow, at least for Sidip's sake, if for no other reason. — Andrew James Pritchard

Concerning our Lord Jesus Christ, we must also be aware that he is our Advocate, and that without him we cannot approach God. — John Calvin

I am too proud to ever allow myself to care for a man who does not love me — Leo Tolstoy

I'm not a misogynist. I'm a misanthrope. I hate everyone equally. — David Sedaris

In philosophy, or religion, or ethics, or politics, two and two might make five, but when one was designing a gun or an aeroplane they had to make four. — George Orwell

Mr. Speaker, at a time when the nation is again confronted with necessity for calling its young men into service in the interestsof National Security, I cannot see the wisdom of denying our young women the opportunity to serve their country. — Lyndon B. Johnson

The nuns were still just one step behind her. — Anne Taintor

The stress of making small talk with in-laws is called being part of a family. — Judith Martin