Groucho Marx Club Quotes & Sayings

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. — Groucho Marx

I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member. — Groucho Marx

I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it. — Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. — Groucho Marx

I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member — Groucho Marx

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member — Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. — Groucho Marx

I came from a generation where women were almost deified, and like Groucho Marx's line, "I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member", I thought, "I wouldn't want to sleep with a woman who would sleep with me!" It took me a long time to work my way through that. — John Waters

If I'm convinced that I'm not good enough, I will have a difficult time accepting someone into my life who thinks I am. It's the Groucho Marx syndrome of not wanting to like anyone who would want me in their club. The only way that I can accept someone's finding me wonderful, is if I find myself wonderful. But to the ego, self-acceptance is death. — Marianne Williamson

I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me. — Groucho Marx