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Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Eugenie Clark

Sharing the fun of fishing turns strangers into friends in a few hours. Whether you sit with native fishermen in their boat and fish with nets and lines or dive under the sea with them - they will lead you to the haunts of the specimens you desire and you could not find yourself in safer and more enjoyable company. — Eugenie Clark

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Joseph Addison

It is impossible for authors to discover beauties in one another's works; they have eyes only for spots and blemishes. — Joseph Addison

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Philip K. Dick

We should take mothers in high seas and drown them there, they are as poisonous as lead in the air. — Philip K. Dick

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Groucho Marx

A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded. — Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Sophie Oak

What's up with all these guys not realizing they're bisexual? Here's the clue, buddy, when you're around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi. — Sophie Oak

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Andy Kindler

I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character. — Andy Kindler

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Jay Leno

There is a video out now on how to please men. Here's tip number 1: Just show up! — Jay Leno

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Michael Shermer

I just witnessed an event so mysterious that it shook my skepticism. — Michael Shermer

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer

It only takes a Romeo for every girl to become a Juliet. — M.F. Moonzajer

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Dee Williams

I think I'm more curious than I used to be - curious about why people live like they do and how they make sense of their time... Do they see how the sun has made it like a champion around the world overnight, and that all day today we get another chance to be brave, to exercise our humanity with boldness and deft precision? — Dee Williams

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Groucho Marx

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar. — Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. — Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Groucho Marx

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar. — Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Cigar Quotes By Groucho Marx

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. — Groucho Marx