Grossoshop Quotes & Sayings

There is a joke about a commuter who's on his way to work when he gets a call on his mobile phone from his wife. "Be careful, honey," she says. "They just said on the radio that there's a maniac driving on the wrong side of the freeway." "One maniac?" he replies; "There are thousands of them! — Steven Pinker

Nope, it was the Great Immortal Agitator: Lassiter — J.R. Ward

Stressful jobs, loveless marriages, bad food-most people kill themselves slowly every day. — Arthur Nersesian

Every once in a while, take the scenic route. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I'm of the opinion that it is always a kind and appropriate decision to get in touch with someone who's lost a loved one to remind them that you're thinking of them and have fond memories of the deceased. — Mallory Ortberg

Nobody knows what anything is; a man can only learn what a thing means! — George MacDonald