Grossos Macaroni Quotes & Sayings

All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I've adored them all. — Helen Hayes

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living. — Johnny Bench

May I bring you a drink to go with those warm nuts, Mr. Sedaris? this woman looking after me asked - this as the people in coach were still boarding. The looks they gave me as they passed were the looks I give when the door of a limousine opens. You always expect to see a movie star, or, at the very least, some better dressed than you, but time and time again it's just a sloppy nobody. Thus the look, which translates to, Fuck you, Sloppy Nobody, for making me turn my head. — David Sedaris

I took some sense and made a nickel of it. — Drake

The God of Christianity never claims to be fair. He goes beyond fair. The Bible teaches that he decided not to give us what we deserve
that's mercy. In addition, God decided to give us what we don't deserve
we call that grace. — Andy Stanley

Not too many people in America know about me, but all of Europe knows about me. — Sun Ra

You hit a bad shot, you have to get over it right there and then so you can get focused on the next one. — Tiger Woods

I try to read writers who are better than me because it inspires me to be better. — Jojo Moyes

What it comes down to, I believe, is that mentoring often involves telling people what they need to hear, rather than what they want to hear. When you are able to be humbly honest with someone about a situation with which you have personal experience - even if you risk angering or hurting that person - you are offering the most valuable gift of all. — John Wooden