Groomer Quotes & Sayings

I have never been much of a groomer. I take baths a lot, but I don't wear deodorant. I don't have to. I have a miraculous body scent. I've had women smell me and say that should be bottled. I would advise guys to lay off the Drakkar, because the cavemen weren't wearing it. They might have been putting mint leaves on their balls, but [your scent] is grown naturally. I have really good dating advice. — Zach Galifianakis

Sleep is pain's easiest salve, and doth fulfill all the offices of death, except to kill — John Donne

My hair had grown out long and shaggy - not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way. — Jim Butcher

Never let the story beat you home. — Deondriea Cantrice

Every client presents a practitioner with a novel and unique problem to solve. A therapist has to be a general problem-solver, and part of this expertise is grounded in an experimental style of reasoning originally developed for scientific purposes. — Richard S. Hallam

Those who love life do not read. Nor do they go to the movies, actually. No matter what might be said, access to the artistic universe is more or less entirely the preserve of those who are a little fed up with the world. — Michel Houellebecq

Success is born out of arrogance, but greatness comes from humility. — Marco Pierre White

I remembered a few things about waking. I remembered the sense of surprise as dream life and waking life swapped primacy, and the way in which the most tangible and deeply involving dreams could bleach entirely away. — Alex Garland

Self-respect
the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious. — H.L. Mencken

Caroline says as she gets up from the floor, you can hit me all you want to, but I don't love you anymore. — Lou Reed

I was a dog groomer. I delivered radiators; I was a photography producer. I typed classified ads for many years. It was my longest term job - years of typing classified ads while I was in bands. — Janet Weiss

All solitary travel offers a sort of special license allowing you to be anyone you want to be — Paul Theroux

I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say - I love you — William Shakespeare

Out of the soil of humility grow blessings and honor. — Matshona Dhliwayo