Groom Speech Funny Quotes & Sayings

Nobility should be elective, not hereditary. — Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann

The fastest way to travel is to be there already. — Terry Pratchett

I want to take my time hurting her. I am an animal, a monster. and i love it. — Willow Madison

Don't stir all the warmth out of your coffee; drink it. — Kate Chopin

At the end of your life there will be many people you won't be acquainted with.
Make sure you are not among them. — Luigina Sgarro

Life is brief, even at its longest. Whatever you are going to do with your life, get at it. All good will be attacked. All values must be defended. In all areas of the human existence, what we put into this world, we get back from it. — Jim Rohn

The Gospel is not an alternative, it's an ultimatum. — Reinhard Bonnke

In our life sometimes we have to make painful choices. And it takes a bit of courage to make up our mind for it involves an element of renunciation, something hard to accept in a world steeped in pleasure and comfort. — Fr. Henry Bocala

Is this chicken or is this fish? — Jessica Simpson

Middle-class people are becoming desperate. It can cause a moral man to break bad. — Giancarlo Esposito

I was timid and frightened as a child. Yours truly did not shin up mountains or do any other kind of adventurous stuff. — Kate Adie

There's four biggies. There was Elizabeth I, George III, Victoria, and the current queen, who really dominated four eras. — Geoffrey Rush

Yet too much happy bores. He stretched more, more. Are you not happy in your? Twang. It snapped. — James Joyce

That's sad," said Montag, quietly,(referring to The Hound) "because all we put into it is hunting and finding and killing. What a shame if that's all it can ever know. — Ray Bradbury