Grodensky Quotes & Sayings

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had. — Colin Mochrie

You're earlier than expected, and appear to have gotten through the day without destroying any article of clothing. I must note this event down on my calendar."
"Bitch when I'm late, bitch when I'm early. You could go pro on the bitching circuit. — J.D. Robb

Son, are you happy? I don't mean to pry, but do you dream of Heaven? Have you ever wanted to die? — Tim Burton

It's because I'm only interested in the big things that I'm not interested in politics. — Elizabeth Smart

The man had balls, and fuck her but she loved those balls. — Pepper Winters

Lord please save his soul, he was the king of rock and roll. — Robbie Robertson

People suddenly know how to use money when there are none left — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Besides, I think that when one has been through a boarding school, especially then, you have some resistance, because it was both fine comradeship and a fairly hard training. — Arne Jacobsen