Groaners Quotes & Sayings

He had become a settled effect in her spirit, a state permanently established, not continuous, but always recurring. — D.H. Lawrence

I go to the theater, all the time. I'm not one of these secret movie, watch a 35mm print in my living the weekend it comes out guys. I'm not Jon Bon Jovi. I go to the Arclight, like a regular asshole. — Seth Rogen

I used to dream about presenting a comedy show and also about directing films. — Joe Cornish

When someone stabs you it's not your fault that you feel pain. — Louise Penny

I have watched the tears of frustration of a stroke victim or the autistic child who struggles to communicate a need or thought, but no one understands. Eventually, the soul grows quiet and gives up. At every stage of life, and in every circumstance, we search for someone who understands what we are going through. — Donna Mull

There is only one Army in which you serve. When that identity is gone, it is gone forever. — Stanley A. McChrystal