Grnmnstr Quotes & Sayings

But whatever, we descendants of the Girl Line may not have wealth and proper windows in our drafty homes but at least we have rage and we will build empires with that, gentlemen. — Miriam Toews

You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.' — Louie Anderson

Relationships for women are more than taking off the clothes and wearing them back. It is about attachment of emotions, and feelings, but on the other hand, men are like fast and furious. — M.F. Moonzajer

I would have made a terrible parent. The first time my child didn't do what I wanted, I'd kill him. — Katharine Hepburn

May we greet each other with a smile, hug and speak kind words. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Well, have you a tongue in your head?' 'I have,' responded Hugo, 'but I was never one to give my head for washing.' 'You're not such a fool as you look,' commented his lordship. — Georgette Heyer

Unless you're a salesman, or a bad guest on a talk show, you don't call someone by his name that often. — Patricia Marx

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If your idea succeeds, everybody says you're persistent. If it doesn't succeed, you're stubborn. — Kevin Ashton

Anyone who offers up their heart on a silver platter deserves what they get. — Holly Black

If you live half as long, is the time you spend twice as important? — Bradley Somer

The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar and said, Ladies, you know what this is. Use it. I have scraped enough blood out from the crotches of elf knickers to last me the rest of my life. And don't tell me, 'I don't wear underpants, I'm a dancer.' You're not a dancer. If you were a real dancer you wouldn't be here. You're an elf and you're going to wear panties like an elf. — David Sedaris