Gritzwurst Quotes & Sayings

Why do I always feel like you're trying to staple my umbilical cord to the corner of your desk? — James Lee Burke

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave. — Rodney Dangerfield

Be a companion with Christ, and he will draw near unto you and be your best friend. There is no better friend than Christ. — William R. Bradford

You know, when I was a girl, the idea that the British Empire could ever end was absolutely inconceivable. And it just disappeared, like all the other empires. — Doris Lessing

Of the 28 people killed by lightning in the US in 2012, 13 were standing under or near trees. — Randall Munroe

Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here. — Alan Shepard

The worship of words is more pernicious than the worship of images. Grammatolatry is the worst species of idolatry. — Robert Dale Owen

It is not the gentle kiss of a couple on a first date, nor is it the kiss of a man driven by simple lust. He kisses me with the desperation of a dying man who believes the magic of eternal life is in this kiss. — Susan Ee

If you want to do something that really changes someone's life, the best thing you can do is make the person you're trying to help a participant in the process. — John Stahl-Wert

I was a wayward child, very passionate and very determined. If I made up my mind to do something, there was no stopping me. — Kate Winslet

The feed was probably the biggest innovation in social media of late. But the interesting thing about a feed is that the more content you consume, the farther in time you go. — Evan Spiegel

I pressed her thigh and death smiled — Jim Morrison