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WAR AND PEACE EPILOGUE — Leo Tolstoy

The only failure is not to try, and I've never stopped trying. — Erin Hunter

False hope is a terrible thing, if its the only thing keeping you alive you'll be dead by dawn. — Charlie Rae

And the scary hairy vaginas in vacuum sealed packages!" "And the pee-in-your-ass-douches! — Lucian Bane

To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love. — Neil Gaiman

Pride is always a better lever against the nobility than reason. — Patrick Rothfuss

There is no better feeling that is greater than the feeling you get offering your time and services to doing God's work". — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

I've had so many horrible things happen in my life since I did 'Home Improvement' that it's worried me about doing comedy because - how do I say this - I'm a much darker person than I was. — Patricia Richardson

Confound these ancestors ... They've stolen our best ideas! — Ben Jonson

Hayden's ovaries stood up and delivered a thundering ovation. — Tessa Bailey

When Eddie Gray plays on snow, he doesn't leave any footprints. — Don Revie

I miss him as soon as he goes. When he isn't with me, I think I made him up. — Jenny Downham

I don't know the capabilities of our enemies. But I found it quite easy to circumvent security at certain phone companies throughout the United States. So if an inquisitive kid can do it, why can't a cyberterrorist do it? — Kevin Mitnick

Who would awaken the past?
It shines like a sunrise
And cuts like a fine blade. — Juliet Marillier

Most people try to avoid cliches. It's my ambition in life to try to get 'em right! — Philip Schultz